1. If It Ain't Johnny Cash, It Ain't Country
2. I Already Have Enough Friends
3. Hold Me Closer Tony Danza
4. Another Tragic Case Of The Rock Star Syndrome
5. Starring Robert Downey Jr. As "The Addict."
6. It's Like Eating A Little Piece Of Jesus (A Murderer's Communion)
7. Is That My Blood Or Hers?
8. Why Smile When I Am Carrying This Gun?
9. Mikey And The Apartment Of Misfit Porn
10. Killwhitneydead Vs. The River Bottom Nightmare Band
11. My Favorite Two Shades On You Are Black And Blue

1. Where There's Smoke
2. I Didn't Know "I Love You" Came With A Knife In The Back
3. Duct Tape & Death Threats
4. The Fine And Subtle Art Of Deception
5. I Already Have Enough Friends (Take Two)
6. Like You Didn't Hear Me The First Time
7. Love Is Like A Mouth Full Of Broken Glass
8. You Life Knife Play? I Love Knife Play
9. You Will Get Exactly What You Deserve (And Not One Bullet Less)
10. Forgiveness Isn't As Much Fun As Holding A Grudge
11. Broken Hearts Don't Hurt As Much As Broken Bones
12. Bitterness Is a Beautiful Thing
13. She Didn't Look Like She Had A Disease
14. Who Said Alchohol And Handguns Didn't Go Great Together?
15. It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
16. Reveng (My Part Time Lover)
17. Nothing Says "Party" Like Her Head On A Stick

1. The Age Old Dilemma Of Romance Vs. Retribution
2. Save Your Sermons For Sunday So I Can Sleep This Night Off
3. If I Told You I Loved Youwould I Get It Any Faster?
4. Murder Nouveau (It's All The Rage)
5. I'm Heavy Metal, But I Get The Blues Like Everyone Else
6. You Smell Excited
7. Pretty With The Lights Off
8. One Match & A Gallon Of Gasoline
9. I Would Kick Her Out Of Bed For Eating Crackers
10. Liars Like You Live The Shortest Lives (An Open Letter To Imposters)
11. Put Your Mouth Where The Money Is
12. 33 Seconds Of Sanity