Artista: Channeling Owen
  Canción: Popular

I wish that I was Hemingway
but Hemingway was popular.
I wish that I was popular,
that Hemingway was popular.

CHORUS:
I wish, I wish [oh yeah], I wish,
I wish that I was popular.
I wish, I wish [oh yeah], I wish,
I wish that I was popular.

I wish that I was getting head from Angelina Barymore,
Combining Jolie's pretty face
With Drew's unending thirst for more.

I wish I was a god
And that a god was a philosopher.
I really wish that I could just pronounce a word like sassafrass.

CHORUS
1st BRIDGE:
Hey ho, I got a right now to dream.
Oh yeah, get your hands off my throat.
'Cause I've got the jam
and you've got the power to go
if I'm holding you back
CHORUS

I wish I was a fireman
And drove a big old firetruck.
And had a dog with spots, and beer
And (firemen) friends who gave a fuck.

2nd Bridge:
Hey ho, I think it's time for a change.
Oh yeah, put your hand on my thigh.
'Cause I am the man
and you're gonna know it when I
won't whither and die.

CHORUS